VIRUSES AND PEANUT BUTTER

HELP! THAT'S A TERM THAT EVERYONE IS FAMILIAR WITH, RIGHT? THOUGH WHEN WE'RE IN NEED WE TEND TO ASK ANYONE FOR HELP, BUT 9 TIMES OUT OF TEN IT IS ALWAYS OUR FRIENDS WHO INEVITABLY BAIL US OUT. AND WHAT DO WE DO TO SHOW OUR APPRECIATION? WELL, "NORMAL" PEOPLE GIVE A GIFT LIKE MONEY OR IF IT'S A GIRL THEN SOME WELL DESEVRED "RELATIONS" IS THE WAY TO GO. OTHERS GIVE A MILLION "THANK YOU'S". BUT WHAT ABOUT THE "ABNORMAL" PEOPLE? HOW DO THEY SHOW THEIR "APPRECIATION", IF ANY? WELL...THEY MIGHT GIVE YOU A SLICE OF CAKE INSTEAD OF GAS MONEY, DRY THEIR HANDS ON YOUR "DECORATIVE" TOWELS, OR TAKE THE SCREWS OUT OF YOUR STOOL...OR NOT. MAYBE THEY'LL DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE GIVE YOUR COMPUTER A VIRUS...OR NOT. NOW THESE THINGS DO SOUND TERRIBLE (BECAUSE THEY ARE) BUT THEY ARE NOT DONE INTENTIONALLY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE "NORMAL" AND "ABNORMAL" PEOPLE, THAT I'M DESCRIBING, IS A CONSCIENABLE AWARENESS. THIS MEANS THAT "ABNORMAL" PEOPLE CARE ONLY ABOUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY ONLY RECOGNIZE THEMSELVES AND NO ONE ELSE; I.E. "THEY DON'T GIVE FIVE FUCKS ABOUT YOU"...IN RETOSPECT. MOST "NORMAL" PEOPLE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THE OFT QUOTED "GOLDEN RULE", BUT THE REST SEEM
TO DISREGARD IT ENTIRELY. THEY HAVE NO "ORDER OF IMPORTANCE" LIKE EVERYONE ELSE...IT'S JUST THE ONE THAT OCCUPIES THAT LIST...THEM. SO, FOR THOSE OF YOU READING THIS WHO ARE GUITY OF THIS ATROCITY, FOLLOW THESE RULES TO REMEDY THE SITUATION: RECALLING ON THE LAW OF RECIPROCATION, DO EQUALLY AS MUCH FOR SOMEONE AS THEY HAVE DONE FOR YOU. MEANING, IF SOMEONE BUYS YOU PIZZA THEN YOU WOULD BUY THEM PIZZA OR SOMETHING EQUIVALENT. IF YOU CAN'T BUY PIZZA THEN OFFER SOMETHING OF VALUE...LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOME MONEY, FOR EXAMPLE. BE MINDFUL OF OTHERS' PERSONAL SPACE AND PREFERENCES. IN OTHER WORDS, IF SOMEONE IS ADAMENT ABOUT CLEANLINESS...DON'T LEAVE CRUMBS ON THE COUNTER. IF ANYTHING HELP THEM CLEAN UP, OR AT LEAST KEEP YOUR SPACE CLEAN. BE COURTEOUS TOWARD THE PERSON WHO HELPED YOU, MAKING SURE THEY KNOW THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT THEY HELPED YOU...YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
IT ALL THE TIME THOUGH, ONCE IS ENOUGH. REMEMBER, THESE PEOPLE ARE YOUR
FRIENDS AND CLOSEST ALLIES. THEY WILL HELP YOU BECAUSE THEY CARE ABOUT YOU AND THEY WANT TO SEE YOU SUCCEED JUST LIKE YOU WOULD WANT TO SEE THEM SUCCEED...BUT YOU HAVE TO "BE THERE" FOR THEM IN THE SAME WAY THAT THEY ARE THERE FOR YOU, E.G. RECIPROCATE!

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