STRANGE QUESTIONS

IN MY EXTENSIVE STUDY ON MANKIND, I HAVE NOTICED THAT THE ULTIMATE DRIVING FORCE WHICH FURTHERS THE PROGRESSION OF OUR "EVOLUTION" COMES FROM QUESTIONS AND SOLVING RIDDLES. ALTHOUGH THESE QUESTIONS ARE "UNCOMMON" IN NATURE, THE ANWERS ARE "COMMONLY" HARD TO COME BY. BE IT A "COMMON" MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE SITUATION (THE REASON FOR THE QUESTION) OR OF THE QUESTION ITSELF MAKES THE SOLUTION A LITTLE BIT HARD TO "GET". IT TAKES SOMEONE THAT CAN FULLY DIAGNOSE THE SITUATION AND GIVE THE PROPER WORKING ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS, THAT CAN POSSIBLY SOLVE LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS THAT I BELIEVE TO BE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE, WITH REGARDS TO OUR SOCIETY'S PROBLEMS. THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS: HOW LOOSE SHOULD THE DRAWSTRING OF YOUR SWeT-PANTS BE TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE LEG AND THROW AWAY YOUR FOOTBALL CAREER? TO THE NAKED EYE, THIS FELLOW PLAXICO BURRESS SEEMS TO BE A "DUMB-ASS" BUT THERE MIGHT BE MORE TO HIS "METHOD" THAN HIS APPARENT "MADNESS" IS LETTING ON. 2-PART QUESTION: HOW MANY CAFFIENE-DRIVEN "HYENAS" DOES IT TAKE TO KILL A WALMART EMPLOYEE? AND HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE THOSE SAME "HYENAS" TO REALIZE THAT THEY TOOK SOMEONE'S LIFE TO "BEAT" A SALE THAT WILL BE GOING ON FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER COUPLE OF WEEKS? I DON'T LIKE TO PUT A PRICE ON "INVALUABLE THINGS"...BUT IF I WERE TO PUT A "PRICE TAG" ON SOMEBODY'S LIFE, I'M PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE A LITTLE BIT MORE THAN THE PRICE OF THAT FLAT-SCREEN YOU GOT ON SALE, OR THAT BLU-RAY PLAYER THAT YOU BOUGHT SO YOU AND YOUR CARNIVOROUS OFFSPRING CAN WATCH "CAROLE AND PAULA IN THE MAGIC GARDEN:ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION"...ON SATURDAYS...BUT THAT'S JUST ME. OR, WHY ARE IGNORANT PEOPLE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO GIVE ADVICE? ALTHOUGH MAKING SOME GOOD OBSERVATIONS ABOUT THE BLACK MALE FROM A "3RD PARTY ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN" PERSPECTIVE IN HER BOOK "WE REAL COOL", BELL HOOKS MIGHT ONLY HAVE ONE PERSPECTIVE IN MIND. BUT I'LL GET INTO THAT ON THE NEXT BLOG. WHOMEVER KNOWS THE ANSWERS, OR EVEN HAS ANY ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE GET BACK TO ME. AND KEEP IN MIND THAT THE ANSWERS YOU GIVE WILL MOST-LIKELY SOLVE ONE OR MANY OF OUR WORLD'S GREAT PROBLEMS, LIKE HUNGER OR CAPITALISM...OR WHY WOMEN FEEL THE NEED TO PUT ON THEIR "GREEN" TEA MASK WHEN I'M TRYING TO "STEW UP SOME OF THAT GOOD GUMBO AND SAZON"...THAT'S NOT SEXY. IT'S WEIRD TO ME, LIKE TRYING TO MAKE RELATIONS WITH A MARTIAN WOMAN AS IF I WAS CAPTAIN KIRK. BUT ANYWAY, GET BACK TO ME.
MAY THE SEAS OF TRUTH CLEANSE YOUR MIND AND WASH AWAY THE STAGNANT REFUSE POLLUTING THE REALITY OF OUR DREAMS, AND MAY THE TIDES OF CHANGE BRING GOOD FORTUNE AND EVERLASTING JOY...NEWS!
AG-THE FUNKY BLOGGER